This is what happens if you let your cat get too cocky (which it will)– you’ll start buying them fancy beds converted from vintage suitcases. Just look at them cozying up on those things. So manipulative. Not at all like puppies.

If I’m too late and you’re already a slave to your cat, these suitcase beds are by Upcycled, available on Etsy. They come with removable, triple stitched, machine washable slipcover for cleaning convenience, as well as a fluffy cushion.

They’ve even managed to manipulate humans into giving them our old computers …

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REMEMBER: CATS ARE MANIPULATIVE HOUSEPETS. DOGS ARE LOYAL, ATTENTIVE AND EXTREMELY HUMBLE.