Sounds like good, clean fun to me!

I thought I’d take the liberty of drafting an FAQ section for MissTravel:

Q: Gee, Miss Travel.com! Are you telling me that by joining your dating site I could find myself thousands of miles away from home on a luxury boat or perhaps a private island [isolated enough so no one can hear me scream] with a ‘generous male companion’ who’s willing to pay for my flights & accommodation, all for FREE*?!

A: Yep!

*Definition of ‘Free’ may vary with our male users.

MissTravel.com homepage

Q: And these ‘generous male companions’ could be doctors, athletes or bankers*? Oh my!

A: Uh huh!

*MissTravel.com cannot be held accountable for the marital status of our users.

Q: Where do I sign up?

A: Here!*

*Make sure you’re not an ugly troll, then go here.

*This is the actual artwork from MissTravel.com

Q: In your “How Miss Travel Works” section, it quite clearly states, “No Escorts Allowed”. This is great because male members definitely don’t want to be taking escorts around the world with them and female members definitely wouldn’t want to be associated with that kind of thing. So what kind of women can we expect to find on your website?

Again, actual artwork from MissTravel.com

A: We have a real mixed bag of classy ladies, who are definitely not escorts. 

For example, we have the lovely Mandy from London. 

Q: If I wasn’t totally gullible, I’d say this account was created by Mandy’s very angry ex-boyfriend who she dumped for a richer guy. Does Mandy even know she’s on your site?

A: Okay well how about the lovely ‘Honey_Barbie’ then. She’s perfect for escorting accompanying you to those all important charity galas and affluent events. 

Q: What are the requirements for male members to sign up?

A: Just be generous enough to pay for all travel expenses of their female travel companion. Generous members can use* our website for free. Pay only when you decide to communicate with any ‘Attractive Traveler’.

*Username ‘CEO9inches4u’ has already been taken.

Q: Wow! MissTravel.com has already been (self) proclaimed the #1 Travel Dating site?

A: We sure have!*

*There aren’t that many people in the world that are lacking this much dignity, so that helped.

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