Because sometimes, browsing through pictures of celebrities looking stupid in the nineties is better than anything else in the world…
1. Sarah Jessica Parker
2. Ryan Gosling
Really working that indie “part-of-the-wallpaper” look.
3. Sandra Bullock
Keep laughing Sandy, keep laughing.
Casually snacking on some goldfish after a hard day’s work at the strip club. Nothing to see here, move along.
5. Leonardo Dicaprio
Photos by David Lachappelle. Anyone else get the distinct feeling this is a boy being exploited by a pervert photographer?
6. Jennifer Lopez
One definitely achieves that angelic vibe when covered in lube.
PS. Spot the nipple.
7. Jennifer Garner
Proof that the whole goodie-goodie housewife act is a total sham.
8. Jennifer Anniston
Nope, we don’t know why someone took a picture of you looking like that either Jen.
9. Jessica Simpson
Prompting the question, how is it possible this woman has a billion-dollar fashion brand?
10. Eric Bana
The same guy that played The Hulk and mighty warrior, Hector in Troy.
11. David Duchovny
Why yes, I believe that is Agent Mulder in silver leggings balancing on a giant yoga ball.
12. Salma Hayek
Doing tiny businessman chic.
13. Christina Aguilera
Representing 90s pop music.
14. Beyoncé (and original Destiny’s Child Line up)
Representing nineties R&B music.
15. Justin Timberlake’s Hair (with Nsync)
Representing Ramen Noodles.
16. Angelina Jolie
Voted the world’s most beautiful woman …
PS. Discover my own visual cabinet of curiosities for the undiscovered and forgotten on my Instagram
Photos via Nearly Vintage