16 Embarrassing Celebrity Photo shoots that will Haunt them Forever

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28th Jun, 2012

Because sometimes, browsing through pictures of celebrities looking stupid in the nineties is better than anything else in the world…

1. Sarah Jessica Parker

Spread eagle.

 

2. Ryan Gosling

Really working that indie “part-of-the-wallpaper” look.

 

 

3. Sandra Bullock

Keep laughing Sandy, keep laughing.

 

 

4. Madonna

Casually snacking on some goldfish after a hard day’s work at the strip club. Nothing to see here, move along.

 

 

5. Leonardo Dicaprio

Photos by David Lachappelle. Anyone else get the distinct feeling this is a boy being exploited by a pervert photographer?

6. Jennifer Lopez

One definitely achieves that angelic vibe when covered in lube.

PS. Spot the nipple.

7. Jennifer Garner

Proof that the whole goodie-goodie housewife act is a total sham.

 

 

8. Jennifer Anniston

Nope, we don’t know why someone took a picture of you looking like that either Jen.

 

 

 

9. Jessica Simpson

Prompting the question, how is it possible this woman has a billion-dollar fashion brand?

 

 

 

10. Eric Bana

The same guy that played The Hulk and mighty warrior, Hector in Troy.

 

11. David Duchovny

Why yes, I believe that is Agent Mulder in silver leggings balancing on a giant yoga ball.

12. Salma Hayek

Doing tiny businessman chic.

 

 

 

13. Christina Aguilera

Representing 90s pop music.

 

 

 

14. Beyoncé (and original Destiny’s Child Line up)

Representing nineties R&B music.

15. Justin Timberlake’s Hair (with Nsync)

Representing Ramen Noodles.

 

16. Angelina Jolie

Voted the world’s most beautiful woman …

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Photos via Nearly Vintage

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