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There’s nothing wrong with dabbling in the bohemian lifestyle, I’m a bit of a dabbler myself– that is when I’m not in line at McDonald’s or sitting front row for the latest awesome blockbuster action movie. But bohemian or no bohemian, over the last few weeks, for all of us that weren’t attending the Coachella Festival [...]
I would like to take this opportunity to ask parents all over the world, if you can hear me, if you can read this, please, for the sake of mankind … stop letting your children look like ass holes. Here’s the video “Hot Girls” that you didn’t ask for. It’s going viral and everyone is [...]
In case you haven’t heard, a male member of Match.com recently woke up to his worst nightmare when an Excel spreadsheet he had made to ‘monitor’ the girls he was dating– went viral. I know, terrible thing to happen. Except, the thing is, genius actually sent the spreadsheet himself! To one of the girls he was dating!! [...]
‘Pippa smiles!’, ‘Pippa Jogs!’, ‘Pippa bikes!’, ‘Pippa Farts!’ (and other stories) IT’S NEWS TIME PEOPLE! In the latest misadventures of Miss Middleton, Pippa was spotted ‘galavanting’ around Paris this weekend with what can only be described as a harem of French aristocrats at her beck and call. In what looks like a propaganda dream for French socialist [...]
Adele’s album, 21, is the kind of album that probably would have saved my life if I was going through an awful breakup at the time of its release. Thankfully I wasn’t, because I no longer think crappy relationships are fun, but even listening to her tear-jerker album from a happy place, I still think [...]
How do you measure the likeability of a celebrity? You ask yourself if you would trust them with your puppy of course! If you don’t have a puppy of your own, consider the following scenario: You are the proud parent of internet sensation and celebrity puppy, ‘Boo‘ and suddenly, you have to go away for [...]
I really enjoy the Economist. It’s not one of those economic/ political reads that leaves me feeling like I wasn’t properly educated enough. In a very clear and to-the-point article out today, the publication informs its readers that France is pretty much a broke, hot mess, in total denial of the economic sh*t storm its [...]
So this is what your uniform looks like if you are a female beach volleyball player on the Olympic team. Bikinis (with bottoms that do not exceed six centimetres in width at the hip) have always been a requirement. Yeah, as in the athletes have no choice. So it’s kind of like that time when women didn’t [...]
Just a thought. Could Kate Middleton have us all fooled into thinking she’s a real person? Is she a in fact a fembot like ‘Vanessa Kensington’ from the Austin Powers movie, plotting to take over the royal kingdom at any moment? Recent evidence shows it’s highly possible. Exhibit A: The princess’ first ever public speech. Suspiciously [...]
Monday tends to bring about that feeling of life as we know it slipping through our fingers. So let’s make light of the situation by playing a quick, light-hearted game of ‘Spot the Difference’ courtesy of yours truly…
I bet you never knew a tortilla joke could be this damn hilarious. Most of us know what it’s
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Oscar night is here and over the next few days we’re going to be inundated with photographs
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Our first letter comes from Frank in 1976, addresed to the Chicago Daily News writer, Mike Royko,
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On the night of January 7th, 1961, in Woonsocket, Rhode Island, a police car pulled over a
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A retrospective from another angle… I probably shouldn’t have tried to exercise my
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Meet Jon Gnarr, mayor of Reykjavik, Iceland’s largest (and coolest) city. Photo by Aleksander
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Ten celebrities who might surprise you with their ability to speak the language of love… Just
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Tumblrs are weird. You can’t quite explain how you end up spending an hour scrolling all the
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As deeply disappointing as it is that someone at TIME Magazine obviously forgot to add Messy Nessy
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Aside from being one of the most loveable people on the planet, did you know that Tom Hanks was an
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I‘ve heard Fucking is fabulous in the Spring. Too old for schoolyard humor? Never! It has a
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What better way is there to spend a few minutes of your afternoon than bathing in the very womb of
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Sorry guys, I couldn’t resist. I’d like to present Trotter, a one-year old French
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Hey 90s kids! Remember this show? The one you’d race home from school for to watch on
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So it’s not yet 11am here in Paris and I’m pretty much wasted on some brandy tea that I
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