Introducing the esteemed Chef Jacques La Merde, he’s basically full of merde, sort of like all those pretentious foodists. So he has an instagram account where he plates junk food as if he were competing on Top Chef. It’s pretty hilarious … not to mention, strangely appetising?! “Pogos with Marble Cheeze slices, Honey Ham Rosettes, Spongebob Squarepants Zoodles…