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French guy Improves the Lives of Winos everywhere with his Bottle Opening Tip
On Friday, 18 May 2012
Consider the scenario… It’s a sunny Friday afternoon, you’ve just finished work and you head out to sit in the park with friends and some well-deserved wine. You find the perfect spot under the perfect tree, lay out your mat, shades on, legs stretched out, jokes are being made about the earlier staff meeting; a [...]
Celebrities: Then & Now
On Thursday, 17 May 2012
Just a bit of fun, not intended to be snarky in regards to how they’ve aged. I’ve been posting a few vintage pictures of our favorite celebrities on my Facebook fan page and they always go down a treat! So here’s an entire post of them … Milla Jovovich Steve Martin Kim Basinger [...]
The Upside Down House & other Amazingly Surrealist Art
On Tuesday, 15 May 2012
The Upside Down House by Irek Glowacki and Marek Rozanski This twisted playhouse on show in Terfens Austria is a permanent new installation to attract tourists to the area– and it seems to be working. Visitors can walk on the ceilings of this fully furnishes house feeling a bit like their walking on the [...]
Pinterest may turn you into a Psycho Killer
On Tuesday, 15 May 2012
Don’t panic, I said it may turn you into a psycho killer. It’s not yet 100% percent certain this will happen to you, but take a look at what happened to one happy Pinterest user who became a little too enthusiastic with her pinning. Chilling stuff. ::: YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE: OR
PHANTOMS of PARIS: The Midnight Wanderers
On Monday, 14 May 2012
We all have it; that itch for exploring, to discover what’s behind the closed doors of our cities, under our feet and overhead. Urban environments hide buried secrets of the past all around us and if curious enough, we can find them. For a while now, I’ve been following the online imprint of a small [...]
A French Girl’s Search for the Meaning of Hipster
On Monday, 14 May 2012
You know there’s something seriously wrong with a generation when most of us don’t want to admit what we basically just are. Whether extreme or moderate, hippies were proud of being hippies, punks were proud of being punks, but hipsters?! Well how very dare you call us hipsters! A French ex-pat living in New [...]
Now Facebook wants to tell you how to Dress
On Sunday, 13 May 2012
Here’s a scenario. You’re spending an afternoon shopping with a friend, browsing the racks while chatting happily to each other; catching up, giving advice, asking them if they think this & that would look good on you… you know, things that friends do. Sounds like a nice little afternoon doesn’t it? Wrong!! Facebook is better [...]
The Drug that makes Pablo Escobar look like a Saint
On Saturday, 12 May 2012
There’s a lot of things that fascinate us in the world, especially the things that scare the crap out of us. And learning about scopolamine, a.k.a “The Devil’s Breathe”, will do just that. The highly dangerous substance from a plant found in Columbia allegedly hypnotizes the user (or in most cases, the victim), causing them to [...]
Adults sexually attracted to underage Teens aren’t so bad, says new Documentary
On Friday, 11 May 2012
There’s a bit of a buzz in the film world about a controversial new documentary, Are all Men Pedophiles?, suggesting that we could be more accepting of adult men lusting after teenage women. Can of worms– open. All over the floor. The self-financed 23 year old Dutch director, Jan Willem Breure, boldly admitted that he [...]
15 of the Cutest Things I’ve seen this Morning
On Friday, 11 May 2012
It’s been a rather long morning, I’ve been totally up and awake since 6:43am– almost like I have a goddamn job or something. It sucks. So anyway, my life is kind of surrounded by cute, I like it that way and I work hard at making sure it stays that way by constantly searching for [...]
Inside Look: The New York Times Archives
On Thursday, 10 May 2012
The New York Times have been doing some great things on their website and Tumblr recently, and coming across videos like this is a real treat for me. I would pay good money to spend the day sifting through the newspaper’s old print archives, a department that used to be the heart of most publications [...]
Pinterest Trend du Jour: The Wonderful Ways Men are now using the site
On Thursday, 10 May 2012
Sort of like how I don’t ‘get’ Twitter (or I just don’t really want to), I hear lots of guys saying how much they really don’t ‘get’ Pinterest, the latest social network to explode on the scene. But seeing as this one looks like it’s here to stay with all it’s wonderful visuals to share, [...]
DIY Paper Bag Clutch begs the question, “isn’t that just an old paper bag?”
On Thursday, 10 May 2012
So, let me bring you up to date quickly. Clutch bags are a thing and leather bags that look like paper lunch bags are also a thing. Therefore, Paper Bag clutches are totally, a thing. Another thing is DIY. Bloggers, including myself, are all over that shit, blogging about new ways to avoid paying for [...]
Farewell Sarkozy: A Look Back in Pictures
On Wednesday, 9 May 2012
Love him or hate him, Sarkozy was undeniably a pretty entertaining President. Let’s take a look back at some pictures of the soon-to-be ex bossman of France … Giant Sarkozy: Teeny tiny Sarkozy: Pointing Sarkozy: Sunburnt Sarkozy: Tanned Sarkozy: Still-married-to-his-first-wife Sarkozy: Seventies Sarkozy: (There’s [...]
The Paris Time Capsule Apartment
On Wednesday, 9 May 2012
A Parisian apartment left untouched for over 70 years was discovered in the quartier of Pigalle a few summers ago and I’ve been meaning to share the pictures with you. Time to unlock the vault … The owner of this apartment, Mrs. De Florian left Paris just before the rumblings of World War II broke [...]
Let’s visit every inch of this Chateau in Provence
On Tuesday, 8 May 2012
Warning: This post may cause severe temporary displacement. The Chateau Moissac, a seventeenth-century noble family’s home nestled in the hilltops of haute Provence is nothing short of dreamy. I thought it was necessary to show you every available photograph this French baroque residence to make sure you really get the idea of just how great it [...]
A French Reputation
On Monday, 7 May 2012
I stumbled across these vintage American nudie magazine and couldn’t help feel a little perplexed by the way the word ‘French’ had been slapped all over the cover art as if it was some specially imported brand of sex. Russians do Vodka, the Spanish do bullfighting and the French do sex. Apparently. So what I [...]
12 Tiny-Ass Apartment Design Ideas to Steal
On Monday, 7 May 2012
Just when I think I’ve seen the tiniest studio apartments in Paris making efficient use of every last inch of space, some interior design blog or sneaky little Pinterest photograph sends me back to the drawing board with a new physics-defying way of making the most out of living in a small space. 1. The [...]


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Confession Du jour
On Thursday, 3 May 2012
My Paris guide eBook is coming soon! Thinking of calling it Merci Nessy :)
On Tuesday, 24 April 2012
Friendship is sacred space, reserved for my one-phone-call-from-jail buddies.













