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TO DO: Get your Sh*t Together

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With a nick-name like MessyNessy it’s probably not my place to be dishing out advice on getting organized, but I’ve gone and done it anyway…. De-Crapify. (Just Do it). When it comes to de-crapifying your life, no one knows better than MessyNessy that you have to be ruthless. Take no prisoners (literally). Stop lying to [...]

French guy Improves the Lives of Winos everywhere with his Bottle Opening Tip

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Consider the scenario… It’s a sunny Friday afternoon, you’ve just finished work and you head out to sit in the park with friends and some well-deserved wine. You find the perfect spot under the perfect tree, lay out your mat, shades on, legs stretched out, jokes are being made about the earlier staff meeting; a [...]

The Gozo Trail

I think the reason why most of the hotspot holiday destinations have such an emphasis on nightlife is because they have to make up for the fact that everybody gets so bloody bored during the day. Going back and forth from hotel bed to sun bed on a manicured beach some 1o feet away from [...]

The Stuff Women Have to Deal With

This Was the Crappy Dating Advice that was Available to Ladies in the 1930s: This has to be the quote of the day: “For when a man dances, he wants to dance”. Well alrighty then! Remember ladies! Don’t tug at your girdle!  So to sum it up….. Shut up and look pretty. ::: This is [...]

American Girls in Paris

Summer has arrived here in Paris, which means, so have the American girls. For twenty-something Parisian boys, this is hunting season. American girls are numerous, they very much enjoy alcohol (as well as the no-age restriction) and they’re generally less intimidating than your average female Parisienne. French women –who are well aware of this themselves– [...]

The Blogger that Couldn’t Be Bought

That’s a very ambitious title I’ve got going there isn’t it. Well that’s because it’s complete crap. When telling people I write a blog, the next question after, “a fashion blog?”, to which my answer is a firm ‘No!’ (ugh-who-do-they-take-me-for), is almost always, “so how do you make money from it?”. Explaining that I don’t [...]



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