Because seriously, what were they thinking?
The earliest signs of infection: People standing around in spread eagle pose, looking upwards.
Soon men started hanging out together in tight, colorful underpants:
One word people: EUROPANTS.
Nothing made sense anymore…
Oh so that’s why nothing is happening … I’m not wearing Eleganza.
Men in shiny shirts began blinding the innocent public:
(chest hair not included)
The pants that just wouldn’t die:
Check out that scarf belt.
Also, small-print reads: ‘ultra-slim fit, low rise and come in a ring-a-ding assortment of colors and fabrics‘.
Some Musketeers tried to come to the rescue:
But they were no match for the outbreak of the Leisure Suit:
Even children weren’t safe:
So … much … polyester … can’t … breathe:
And then this happened:
and the world turned cold …
Livestock began mutating:
and superheroes just stood around laughing about it.
and that’s the end of our sad fashion tale.