Why don’t they bring back Ice-Skating Cocktail Waiters?

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Winter is coming, and while I do enjoy having an excuse to quote Game of Thrones at any given moment, you know what would be really fun? Skating cocktail waiters delivering whisky and wine at our beck and call, pirouetting in their coat tails as they skate off to fetch our 3rd round. That, my soon-to-be frost-bitten friends, would be a winter to look forward to.

Skating Waiters

In the 1920s and 30s at the Grand Hotel les Bains in St. Moritz, Switzerland, they had the right idea. The most senior of the hotels in St Moritz, winter playground of the rich and famous, was famous for the serving of drinks on its ice terrace by skating waiters, made famous by head waiter Renee Breguet, pictured above.

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It took some practice getting the rest of the staff to find their inner figure skaters, but waiting for waiters to take a spectacular fall while balancing expensive booze on a tray was obviously half the fun.

Ein eislaufender Spafl-Kellner in St. Moritz. Photographie. Schweiz. Um 1930 An ice-skating fun-waiter in St. Moritz. Photograph. Switzerland. Around 1930.

13th February 1936: A skating waiter slips on the ice, drinks tray in hand, but doesn't spill a drop! (Photo by E. Dean/Topical Press Agency/Getty Images)

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The press, including LIFE magazine’s Alfred Eisenstaedt was on hand to capture the scene of the resort’s golden age…

8th January 1938: A waiter skates across the ice at St. Moritz carrying a tray of drinks for his customers. (Photo by Horace Abrahams/Fox Photos/Getty Images)

SWITZERLAND - JANUARY 01: Waiter on skates on skating rink, pouring soda water into a glass which he is balancing on a tray. Photography. Switzerland. St. Moritz. About 1935. (Photo by Imagno/Getty Images) [Kellner auf Schlittschuhen auf dem Eislaufplatz, aus einer Siphonflasche in ein Glas, das er auf dem Serviertablett balanciert, Sodawasser einschenkend. Photographie. Schweiz. St. Moritz. Um 1935.]

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(Of course the bars were made out of ice too).

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Also, check out this guy ↓

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And here’s a short newsreel on the hotel’s popular skating waiters, which they’d be crazy not to re-introduce…

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I’ll take my Martini with a toe loop and a dash of sass– and make it snappy.

Images via LIFE archives and Mashable