House Hunting like a Russian Millionaire is seriously Entertaining Stuff

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I can’t believe I never googled Russian real estate before! We all know our friends from the former Soviet Union have a special kind of taste when it comes to interior design, but with a limitless decorating budget, it just gets even better. I decided to window shop with Sotheby’s Realty, which has a colourful portfolio of properties in and around Moscow for the super-rich. I toured each and every gilded, tricked-out, kitsch-tastic home on their list and narrowed it down to my favourite 10. I think I’ve just found my favourite new internet procrastination pastime.

1. The “Versace Everything” Apartment

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“Five-room apartment in the Empire style is for the sophisticated buyer and the connoisseur of luxury.”

And its a bargain at $5,775,000. See the full listing here.

 

2. This one screams “Trump Pied-à-Terre”:

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All yours for $12,500,000. Listing here.

 

3. Townhouse in a Russian Replica of the French seaside town, “Deauville”:

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Four bedroom home for $2,250,000.

 

4. Humble Fortress for retired KGB

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For sale at $1,425,000. Listing here.

 

5. Penthouse with Elevators in every room

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All that for $2,000,000. Full listing here.

 

6. Seventies Spa Cabin

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If they threw in the all rattan furniture, I might consider it. Going for $6 million. Listing here.

 

7. Just your Average Family Mansion

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They had me at the pizza oven. Listed here for $5,900,000.

 

8. Black Sugar (actual name of property)

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It’s on sale! Price reduced from $ 9 000 000 to $ 3 800 000.

 

9. Scientology’s Ideal Russian Outpost

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Chump change for David Miscavige at $3,600,000.

 

10. Hunting Weekends with Putin

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Bond with Vladimir for the bargain price of $30,000.

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Continue shopping like a Russian millionaire on Sotheby’s Real Estate (turn on Google translate for easier browsing).