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The Kitschiest Hotel in the World

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Imagine a place where caveman bedding, lime green carpeting and hotel rooms named after cultural ethnicities went unquestioned; where the sound of electric waterfalls and squeaking plastic leather seating was welcomed. My friend, you don’t have to imagine anymore, now that you know there’s a place where your inner-kitsch can be free. Welcome to the [...]

Get Married by a Vending Machine

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For many couples, the difference between being officially bound together and just sharing the same toilet is that big, white, expensive wedding. But a big white wedding may not be the elixir of life for everyone. So how about a coin-operated one?! I present to you, the Autowed. For £1 this automated machine will play [...]

You could spend your Honeymoon in a 7-foot Champagne Glass Bath … or not.

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Oh I do love the internet! I just happened to stumble upon this neat-o couples resort that boasts honeymoon suites with 7-foot champagne glass whirlpool baths overlooking glass heart-shaped pools. That’s right, you could spend that romantic vacation which usually only happens once in your whole entire life … here! Now I’m not entirely sure [...]

Clubbing is like, SO over

Pssst! Clubbing is dead. Dead like disco. That’s right, I said it. As a matter of fact, I began writing this post on my iPhone notepad in the middle of a Miami nightclub on New Years weekend as I sat observing the scene with recurring facial expressions that indicated I might have smelled something really really bad. [...]

What the Heck is a Groupon?? How the Fastest Growing Company in Internet History Just Made Coupon collecting Cool

I hate those moments when you realise you don’t know everything about everything. Unless of course those moments involve a handsome, irresistibly well-dressed Parisian telling me about the historical significance of the bronze canons at the Place des Invalides as we drive by on his scooter– in which case, I’ll soak it all up like [...]



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